What says you?

Welcome to So I says to Mabel..., my second attempt at web logging.

This is not an ambitious endeavor, and I make no promises about consistent posting or high-quality content. For those that remember the short-lived, but wildly successful The General's Chicken, this will be much the same.

Potential topics include, but are not limited to: delicious Chipotle burritos, CNN, the morbidly obese, the fallacy of space travel, and The Golden Girls. I will, however, spare you any selections from my recently completed short story, "The Smell of Reflection."

I would greatly appreciate comments, as they are like old people's medicine to my fuel-hungry robot. It goes like this: I post, you comment, I post again. If any of you would like to become a guest author, send me a 500-word essay on what you did this past summer.

So I says to Mabel, I says ...