"Evangelist admits meth, massage, no sex," reads the headline from ABC News, the most respected name in something. (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2627142)
Of course, the story is about the disgraced Republican of the hour, super-evangelist Ted Haggard. In addition to being pretty damn douchey, Ted Haggard is apparently also the world's biggest hypocrite--or one of just many recently outed gay gay bashers. To be fair, he says that he just got a massage and bought some meth, though he never had sex with the male prostitute nor ever used the purchased meth. Seems to me like if you are going to go to the trouble of buying meth and meeting a male prostitute in a rent-by-the-hour hotel room, you might as well go for the ol' Mile-High hat trick (meth, massage, mind-blowing gay sex--or is it massage, meth, mind-blowing sex--it's been so long).
Maybe he got a massage and decided he wasn't hungry for some meth. Or maybe he got obliterated on the world's most potent drug and had ridiculously sinful gay sex with a man that in public he would claim is a direct threat to the institution of marriage (which in this particular case he probably is). I don't know. Alls I'm saying is that this guy is kind of douchey. Thoughts?
For more information on Ted Haggard and his beliefs, visit www.tedhaggard.com. Last I checked they had not updated the "In the News" page to include the most recent news. Probably a hosting issue.
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I saw this story on Digg and thought instantly, "Snakin should write about this." I fear I know you all too well, friend. There's something about that magic combo of Christian conservatism, methamphetamine, and sodomy that has Snakin written all over it. Written in a frothy mixture of blood, feces, and frankincense.
Yes, I believe that frothy mixture of blood, feces, and frankincense (not to be confused with the frothy mixture comprising "The Santorum") will now be called the T-Hag.
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