Tuesday, March 27, 2007

What do you says to Mabel?


















Greetings, friends and blogosphere weirdos. I am devoting the next week to several other projects (mainly my pornographic MIDI operetta) and will not be posting. I know what you're thinking: I don't really post that often anyways. Granted. Nevertheless, I will be posting not at all during the next week.

So, I am opening this rickety ol' platform to anyone with something (or nothing) to say. Email your ramblings to isaystomabel@gmail.com and 'twill be posted. Accompanying photos are appreciated, though I will not post any dick (unless, of course, it is artistic dick).

Seriously, anything you have to say, say it. Long or short. Witty or lugubrious. Appropriate or inappropriate. This week is all about you. Let's consider it a pledge week, of sorts. If you can't afford to donate to National Public Radio (or you're just one of those free-loading liberal sonsabitches), I encourage you to submit your opinion to Mabel today. It will be the only thing keeping Mabel afloat in my stead. And you know how difficult it can be to float anything in my stead.

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