Monday, March 19, 2007

Adult-onset David Wells

Can you believe it? David Wells has diabetes. And not that weak-ass Type 1 shit. He's got a wicked case of the #2--the "real man's diabetes" as they call it.
Now, I don't intend to make light of this serious medical condition, but I must applaud all that this "professional athlete" has overcome in order to succumb to a disease brought on by a lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyle.
Kudos, David Wells. And did you know that if you have diabetes, you may be eligible for diabetes testing supplies at little or NO COST? It's true, but you don't have to take my word for it. Just ask Wilford Brimley and his friends at Liberty Medical.

2 comments:

Snakin said...

Tampsax. Don't they advertise as "the tampon that keeps you jazzy all day long"?

Row-Boat said...

Sawyer-

I jsut want to put you on notice that an angry Mrs. Rowboat my be currently formulating a plan to shove 1,000 insulin delivery needles into various parts of your body. Good luck with that.